FEVER OF BAAHUBALI EVEN ON P.M MODI!

The trailor of baahubali 2- The conclusion which released on 16th March , has taken the nation by Storm with more than 31 million views , it registered an unprecedented madness in the country. In the beginning it had earned itself a cult status over the period of 2 years . Such is the fever of Baahubali that even prime Minister Narendra modi couldn’t stop himself from making a reference about it during one of his speeches. This happened last month during the election campaign in Uttar Pradesh when modi spoke about KATTAPPA  in his speech. He promised that if the BJP came in power, they will kill criminal’s the way “KATTAPPA killed Baahubali”!

BY: Kajal Sharma

 

 

 

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‘SASURAL SIMAR KA’ ya ‘GHAR CHUDAIL KA’

Ridiculous plot lines of ” SASURAL SIMAR KA” that would even bamboozle ACP Pradyuman:

Sasural simar ka is the reason  Indians prefer to watch American TV shows over  their Indian counterparts. This daily soap is the second entity after Sridevi to make ÍCHADHARI NAGINS’ look hip but then failed blatantly at it .

You have to remember that this serial  is still on TV for one reason people actually watch it. That’s why it is profitable, and that is why the producer’s and writers continue to get paid to make a khichdi out of our brains.

Let’s take a nostalgic ride through some of the gems of plot lines of SASURAL SIMAR KA.

When supernatural beings are not terrorizing the bhardwaj family on a daily basis, the plots are as thick as they get.  We can see why they just turned to be supernatural, because only the supernatural could have saved the show from such dull plotlines.  Similar is supposed to give birth to a devil child because she is a chudail deep inside . The baby is born and looks very much like a doll and has red glowing eyes and it loves guru maa , who is guru maa you ask? One of the supernatural who is after the life of Simar (a main character of SSK)

There are characters of Shaitan and Patali Devi and did you know that Patali Devi killed Roli ? 😀

MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE.

Simar wants to beat the shit out of Chandramani , but then curses her and makes her a housefly ….. We all know this 😀             Simar’s house is like a hotel for all the Dayaans and supernatural beings ..

I hope people from other countries don’t watch serials with such subtitles as we watch different series with much better concepts. FOR THE ONE’S WHO WATCH THIS MAY GOD HELP THEM! 😀

                                                                                          BY: KAJAL

A SNEAK PEEK INTO THE MELODRAMA AND HUMOR IN DAILY SOAPS

There was a time when people used to watch serials with interest as they were worthy mode of entertainment with the fabric of reality in them, but as the time is passing that reality is converting into useless drama or we can say a story far too stretched …Covering almost everything starting from (aatma)Soul, (Chudail) Wicca’s and (Nagin-VishKanya) all those super natural beings we all have heard about in folk lore. All they lack is some good sane story lines.

Here are some:

  1. CID

The longest running show in Indian T.V history. It’s about an investigative team who must have supernatural powers as they are capable of doing anything weather it’s capturing Infrared radiations with swimming goggles or slapping criminals so hard that they immediately end upon CID bureau. *slow clap*

  1. SATH NIBHANA SATHIYA

A complete melodrama with 24*7 crying and never ending plans for taking revenge. The story of this show took a leap of eight years in February 2014 and further took a leap of 10 years in February 2015, then recently in 2016 it took a leap of another 5 years and the best part, no one ages and female protagonist- GOPI has already been changed 3 times.

What is going on? We have no idea…

  1. KUMKUM BHAGYA

Another example of this category as the writer of this brilliant show  have made radical changes in the way India’s divorce system works, as if we want divorce we will normally sign the papers and leave but no in this show protagonist- ABHI won’t let her wife PRAGYA go until he marries her off to SURESH and yet he falls in love with her in the end…

I mean why???…

  1. TARAK MEHTA KA OOLTA CHASHMA

This show on SABTV is extremely popular!! But in actual there’s just nothing here except annoying voices, extinct storyline, loads of sound effects, guarantees won’t very you a flinch, childish habits of DAYA and the best part is that all the children in this show have grown up a lot but all other characters havestill not aged and are pretty much the same…

**I will surely want to ask them which ageing cream they use**

  1. SASURAL SIMAR KA

Well!! I must say this serial is on top interms of being the most ridiculous show. A story which just doesn’t have any meaning and is completely pointless to watch. Watching this show is actually wastage of 30 minutes. Here is a list of some utterly nonsense plotlines in this show- Simar’s sister ROLI regularly uses weapons developed by god, Simar turn into a fly, Maya an Icchadhari Naagin poses as Roli with a plastic face. Roli hides in a cupboard that ends up havinga magical mirror inside.

** I mean why this serial is still going on??**

**Why do people watch it??**

  1. NAAGIN

Well again it’s hard to begin, describing the wonder that is NAAGIN. Where does one start?? The unoriginal plot, lazy writing, heights of madness and entirely fake. There exists a creature andthat too an IchadhaariNaagin,  asnake, one who turnsinto any woman or man, this shape shifting terminator is “Uma Thurman” who is actually out for taking revenge of her family.

This was just not enough they’re ready with another season of this show !!

I mean why man??

Wasn’t a single season enough for torturing people???

SO, IF YOU WATCH THESE DAILY SOAPS THEN PLEASE DON’T MIND ME AND CARRY ON KILLIN’ YOUR TIME     😉

                                                                          BY: Smriti Sahni